Now there's news of a Pakistan-flagged fishing vessel getting "invested" into the Somalian business.  Had to happen, considering Somalia was probably the last country trailing Pakistan in Chaos.

Those who don't know much about Somalia Iman Mohamed Abdulmajid is from Somalia.  Also, Somalian women can be equally "suggestive" to Punjabi mujrahs. I'm not giving youtube links to either since I don't want to be guilty of propagating stupidity, but all intelligent googlers are welcome to try their luck.

Looking at these links one might think the Pakistan-flagged fishing vessel may not necessarily have been hijacked after all.  It may be carrying the missing 12 cases from Switzerland.  You never know.